Californian Mess

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via dareyoutojump)

"Great job on the deck! The client said that it’s one of the best decks they’ve seen, not to mention with a rush 2 day turnaround."
*stands up
*drops keyboard
*Carlton Dance!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxqa2Haf8lo

Anonymous asked: how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

lokis-mischief-managed-inc:

10knotes:

thebuttbender:

what is sick about the first 6 gifs is that the scene was totally unscripted and those are the real emotions that Will Smith had because he never had a father growing up himself and wow goddamn go Will

It really pisses me off when people leave out this part of the gifset:

I hardly ever see this one gif used in the same gifset anymore.

To me, this is the bravest one of them all. Because I know this feeling. I ask myself this every damn day. I know how hard this is. And goddamn, does it hurt. But to ask this on film, to a gigantic cast and crew of which many are your friends, is incredible.

(Source: unboltedgem, via dareyoutojump)

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

thissstuff:

Now, videogames haven’t made me violent, buy they have made me feel like I’m supposed to pick this up.

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Ready for hard French!

Ready for hard French!